- Sends nice guy to the deepest darkest depths of the friendzone.
- Falls for the asshole.
- Does nothing but complain about the asshole.
- Continues to fall for assholes.
- Finally decides that all guys are dickheads instead of realizing taste is horrible.
- Claims to be a new member of the rainbow squad.
- Realizes that dating women is no easy task.
- Right back to bullet 1.